To tide you over while I'm out on Saturday

Hey Kids!! Here's a fun survey to read! Copy and paste it and either e-mail it to me or post it on your blog! It's as simple as that!

**************** STATS AND OPINIONS*****************

FULL NAME: Chris Williams
BIRTHDAY: July 27, 1979
BIRTHPLACE: Oakland General Hospital, madison Heights, Mich.
STATUS: ummm. . . active? alive? I'm guessing single is what you're after.
HOME: an apartment inWarren where the air might or might not work.
EYES: blue with some black in the center floating in some white stuff
HAIR COLOR: blonde
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: Leo, although that means piddly crap to me
********************LOVE LIFE*************************

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: not entirely sure. . .
A SONG THAT DESCRIBES YOUR LOVE LIFE: table for two by Caedmon's Call
******************************************************

ARE YOU A RIGHTY A LEFTY?: righty. . . unless I'm eating, oddly enough
HISTORY OF FRACTURES: I've broken a toenail before. . . that's about it.
HAVE YOU EVER SAVED YOUR CHAT CONVERSATIONS?: no. . . why would I?
ROLLERCOASTERS -DEADLY OR EXCITING?: exciting. . .nothing better than Top
Thrill Dragster, Millenium Force or Son of Beast hurlting you around at
breakneck speeds.
SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: thanks for
allowing me to waste my time.
SAY SOMETHING TO THOSE WHO REFUSE TO RESPOND TO THIS: why do you hurt me?
all I want to do is love you and yet you refuse to respond to my surveys.
How can we ever have an intimate friendship if you won't respond to these
faceless questions sent across an anonymous impersonal e-mail system?
**************** THE FUTURE***************************
WHERE DO YOU WANT SEE YOURSELF IN 10 YEARS?: married, with a nice job
writing or in PR, have the kids, a nice house in Michigan with the white
picket fence (you know the kind) a nice car, a boat. . . and then when it's
all paid off, lay some charges, blow the crap out of it and reap a fortune
in insurance dividends.

# OF KIDS: three. . . Eenie, Meeny, and Miney. . .but after that, No Mo!

KIDS NAME(s): Son--Holden, Paul, Hakeem. Girl--Autumn, Bethany, Quiwana
*****************HAVE YOU EVER...*********************
BROKEN THE LAW: in my car. . . speeding, not wearing seatbelt, parking in a
handicap zone. . .oh and there was that issue. . .with Chuck. . .and the
shovel.

RAN AWAY FROM HOME: nope, always too scared something would happen to me.

EVER CHEATED ON A TEST: sadly, yes. in high school.

HAD A MEDICAL EMERGENCY: I had a stroke two years ago at a movie theatre in
Birmingham
************** Do U Believe IN...*******************

LOVE AT FIRSTSIGHT: no. . . but I do believe in lust at first sight, because
that's actually all that "love" at first sight is.

ALIENS: not intelligent aliens, but I don't have any problem believing there
is life out there.

GHOSTS: no

HOROSCOPES: no, although sometimes they're fun just to peek at.

YOURSELF:most the time, unless I'm having a pity party.
********************* WHICH IS BETTER? **************
COKE OR PEPSI?: pepsi. . . it just tastes more fun!

WHITE OR CHOCOLATE MILK?: chocolate milk is incredibley awesome, even to
this day!

DEAF OR BLIND? which is BETTER!!?? Both are pretty unfortunate, I say. But
I'd rather be deaf. There's a lot I like to see.

BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?: I've always been more attracted to brunettes.
************** WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU ************

CRIED?: well, I got choked up at the end of "Eternal Sunshine of the
Spotless Mind" on Tuesday. But probably the last real cry was after my best
friend and I got in a fight on a long drive and didn't say a word to each
other for four hours. That was a tough situation.

GOT A REAL LETTER?: I can't even remember! Probably when I last got a
Christmas Card!

********************** WHAT...**********************
IS YOUR MOST PRIZED AND IMPORTANT POSSESSION?: probably my car, simply
because it is the most expensive. . . I'm not really into possessions.

WHAT IS THE ITEM YOU WORSHIP THE MOST?: I would love to say God, because I
know that's what it SHOULD be (and all of you should too!) But honestly, I
probably worship myself the most. My idolatry can know no bounds sometimes.

IS THE WORST SONG YOU HAVE EVER HEARD?: William Hung's rendition of "I
believe I can fly-y--y-y-y-y-y-y"

IS THE BEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU: grace

IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK WHEN YOU WAKE UP?: crap.

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSEPAD?: since I'm at work information about Verizon
Wireless online services

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER: that is a dumb question! 7.

WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM : white paint

WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED?: usually a pair of shorts and a t-shirt.

WHAT IS THE WORST, MOST UGLIEST THING YOU EVER DONE IN YOUR LIFE?: Gosh,
I've done so much to be ashamed of. Probably just mean, heartless things
I've said to people or the way I've treated others.
*************** FAVORITES:**************************
FAVORITE RELATIVE: probably either my cousin Matt, or my Nana and Papaw

FAVORITE TV SHOW(s): 24, The Simpsons, The Apprentice, any assorted reality
show where people look like shmucks.

BEST FRIEND: Erin and B-Wood

SHAMPOO: I usually just go with what's cheap, although I do tend to prefer
Pantene Shampoo and Conditioner or Vive for Men.

BOOK: Into Thin Air by John Krakauer, Future Grace, Desiring God and Don't
Waste Your Life by John Piper, The Sacred Romance by Brent Curtis and John
Eldredge, The Ragamuffin Gospel by Brennan Manning

FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Entertainment Weekly

FAVORITE DRINK: coffee, java, joe

FAVORITE SOUND: rain

FAVORITE SMELL FOR MEN OR WOMEN: um. . . clean??

FAVORITE THING TO DO ON THE WEEKEND: wake up late in the morning, have a cup
of coffee and breakfast while I check my e-mail, spend the afternoon
catching up on errands, reading, hitting the gym and napping, and then
taking the nights to hang out with friends.

FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK(S): even though I hated Top Gun, the soundtrack was
great; I'd love to get Kill Bill's; I loved Moulin Rouge's and Chicago's,
and any musical score by John Williams is great

FAVORITE MOVIE(S): Shawshank Redemption, Die Hard, Lord of the Rings, Kill
Bill vol. 1&2, Pirates of the Caribbean, Lost in Translation, Eternal
Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
***************** IF********************************
YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?: a film critic

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: probably a cross on
my (tiny) bicep
**************** DO YOU?****************************
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: sometimes I get sick in the car, but not too
often.

GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: I do now that I'm out of the house.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: not to work or anywhere in traffic that I HAVE to be
at. But I LOVE to drive on long car rides with the stereo blasting.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?: no, not in about two years :)

DO YOU TYPE WITH FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: I have proudly known and used
my home keys since I was in fifth grade!

DO YOU DRINK/SMOKE?: I don't drink or smoke or chew and I don't run with
those who do

WHO DO YOU GO TO FOR ADVICE?: Erin, Brandon, my parents

WHO DO YOU HATE?: I don't think that I hate anyone...I severly dislike most
of my customers, but that's it.

WHO HAS IT EASIER, GUYS OR GIRLS?: I think we have it equally tough. Women
have to deal with birth and that. . . other thing. But guys have to deal
with the stress of being the spiritual leader of the home and a lot of
responsibility.

FAVORITE QUOTES: "God is most glorified in us when we are most satisfied in
Him." john piper; assorted quotes from Meet the Parents, The Simpsons, Tommy
Boy and Dumb and Dumber,; and "When kids ask why it's raining I think a cute
thing to tell them is God is crying. And when they ask why God's crying, I
think another cute thing to tell them is 'probably because of something you
did."--Jack Handey

NICKNAMES: cdubbs, crickers, clifford

DO YOU BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION?: nope

DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A GOOD LISTENER?: I think I am. . . except for that
one time when someone yelled at me for not listening, I don't know what she
said because I wasn't really paying attention :) j/k :)

WOULD YOU RATHER BE OVERLY HAPPY AND POOR OR OVERLY WEALTHY AND UNHAPPY?:
overly happy, of course.

DO YOU LIKE TO DANCE?: the question is, do other people like me to dance :)

ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT: yeah, pretty much. It's really sad,
especially at this age.

DO YOU LIKE TO TALK ON THE PHONE?: sometimes. . . usually I prefer e-mail or
face to face.

WOULD YOU RATHER GO ON A WALK OR WATCH TV?: a long walk

WHAT'S YOUR DREAM HONEYMOON PLACE?: CEDAR POINT!!! :P Actually, I'd like to go to Australia. Or disneyworld.